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December 4, 2016 by Jafo on Jafo's Ramblings
Humour for smart people


The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are the winners:


1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at...
December 4, 2016 by Jafo on Jafo's Ramblings
Humour for smart people


The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are the winners:


1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at...
December 21, 2015 by admiralWillyWilber on michaelwhittaker71
I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.
December 21, 2015 by admiralWillyWilber on michaelwhittaker71
I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn't bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he's not racists.
February 5, 2014 by 2of3 on 2of3
February 5, 2014 by 2of3 on 2of3
Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition.  Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault.

Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me.

 

Top X rejected flavors for chips.

 





I won’t post the others he sent.  They’re unprintable…
Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition.  Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault.

Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me.

 

Top X rejected flavors for chips.

 





I won’t post the others he sent.  They’re unprintable…
My daughter said the Raptors don’t like to be pet.
My daughter said the Raptors don’t like to be pet.
As part of my comprehensive settlement with state and local authorities I have been asked to make this public apology in an effort to help alleviate common misconceptions regarding the rights of citizens.

I realize that things got out of control. I know that now. The numerous interventions, the visits from social services along with the highway patrol have all helped me understand that my understanding on certain legal…particulars was inaccurate.

The following is a list of of common m...
As part of my comprehensive settlement with state and local authorities I have been asked to make this public apology in an effort to help alleviate common misconceptions regarding the rights of citizens.

I realize that things got out of control. I know that now. The numerous interventions, the visits from social services along with the highway patrol have all helped me understand that my understanding on certain legal…particulars was inaccurate.

The following is a list of of common m...
September 26, 2013 by Draginol on Brad Wardell - Opinionated Techie
I can’t help but think of this video:

http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
September 26, 2013 by Draginol on Brad Wardell - Opinionated Techie
I can’t help but think of this video:

http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
November 28, 2011 by TheTalkingRock on thetalkingrock
 

My close personal friend, Mr. Coal, has a great sense of humor. He told me the other day that he overheard a radio program that one of the miners digging him up was listening to. Evidently many humans think the Universe was created by a rapid expansion of a singularity. They call it the "big bang theory". So let me explain it better. Before there was a Universe and everything in it, like matter, mass, energy, and even time, there was absolutely nothing. Then one day, for reasons ...