Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium's Great Meth Wars
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by jsr

05/01/07
8:30 AM
 


Me and Boner and Shappy been up three days smoking our new batch of meth--this White Trash turned out prettty damn good.  Our eyes are bulging out of our head's so much that Shappy actually had one pop out.  We had a hell of time getting it back in.  He bled a lot, too.  Passed out at some point.  I guess that's a good sign.  Like I told Boner, "You sleep off a hang-ove...

As W. The Rockstar President went out to get his mail today, he made the somewhat cryptic statement, "Yea, I got me some bad boys in here, some of them nuclear ones...been using it to keep my collection of cowboy hats on, and to make nifty endtables.  But, I am thinking now, that the only way to save the Iraqui's is to fall back on what was, I hope the world will remember, my original plan, which is to kill all of the Iraqui's, so we know that they are safe from factions in their own societ...

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 

First off.  I won't follow anyone else's idea about how this post should be written.  In fact, I won't follow anyone's idea about anything except my own.  Actually, that's coming daringly close to being a positive since that's true of all candidates, but I admit it.  That makes me look honest.  Hmmm...

 

Second, I really don't care about 95% of other people.  And I don't believe politics does either, but like we established a moment ago, I admit it. ...

I would be America's best president ever!

I've ruled entire galaxies before, and my empires last more than a thousand years of rapid technological advancement and development! I can even deal with those pesky insurgents. We have nukes, nuke 'em all! NOW! Problem solved, no* lives lost.

I would be acceptable by anyone. Or at least they'd say they would accept me. See above.**

I promote public happiness! Are you happy? No? I'll make you happy. There's your kitten. You're a dog person?...

 Parated2k would make the best president for three reasons. He will get respect from foreign nations, he has all the necessary experience, and he will lead the nation through the turbulent times we face.
First, ParaTed2k would make the best president because he will get respect from foreign nations.See him here digging in for the long haul in Germany...My opponents are known to have racist and sexist members, and therefore having a female or African American president, while an important c...

I was scanning through my yahoo! mail when I saw the words that should make anyone shudder. The local freecycle group (if you haven't checked into these groups, you should!) had a posting from one of the members offering a hide-a-bed.

Hide-a-beds are, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions, the devil! They are the fruitcake of furniture, pieces that nobody ever seems to buy, yet that somehow everyone ends up owning. After our last move, and the twisting, turning and contort...

Most people don't realize it, but "Goodbye" is an Old English contraction.

It literally means "God Bless Ye".

Of course, not everyone who says "Goodbye" knows, or cares about its etymology, but in this day of the ACLU, Michael Newdow's lawsuits and a group called the "Freedom From Religion Foundation squandering our courtroom time and resources, I can't help but wonder when this term will find its neck on the chopping block.

So, when an atheist says "goodbye" to us, maybe we should smil...

There will just be a few simple rules to follow.

1.  Commitment to a White  God.
2.  Commitment to the White Community.
3.  Commitment to the White Family.
4.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Education any reference to black education will be left out.
5.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Excellence
6.  Adherence to the White Work Ethic.
7.  Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect according to the white experience. ...

Mr. Martyr is a Palestinian bomb maker and teacher of Islamic fundamentalism who lives in a squalid refugee camp. When Mr. Martyr calls upon the class for answers to questions like, What comes to your mind when you think of Judaism, Akknaad Ali Horshackka raises his hand... ew, ew, ew, I know the answer Professor Martyr, “the rock and the tree will say: Oh Muslim, servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!”

Yes Horshakka, peace be upon you, he replies.

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No one would have believed it if it wasn't for this telling photo.  A Time Magazine photographer (who wishes to remain anonymous) captured the U.S Marines in action... but not an action for which their mothers would be proud!  The photo is just another piece of a long line of evidence of a new front in the war on terror; the war on Global Warming Activists! "It was just awful! US Marines ripping old growth trees from their roots!  One my one they, pushed, pulled and yank...

    Now, I'm probably the guiltiest party here, but don't you hate it when you or someone else updates like nine times really really quickly and it pushes everything else out. Like on my wiki and the GH Wiki, I always need to edit everything seven times. I do it here too, but there's no scrolling change list here.

    Anyways, doesn't it annoy you when people do that? Mind you, I have eleven articles today, IICC (If I Count Correctly), so I qualify majorly. Howev...

Well, it is a different way to answer a phone.