Steve Jobs throws a fit when somebody gives him a piece of "free" car wash software that refuses to wash his car unless he buys a "car wash subscription".
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The Progressive Union for the Advancement of Minorities of Ethnicity, Gender, and Religion are stunned when an orthodox Jewish man is elected president of the USA.
Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going.Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the...
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Ok, I'll just get them all off my chest while I have you here...It's just too fun, I mean, we have a situation here that's just oozing of satire. Spitzer made it too easy, and you know I'm not going to pass on the easy pun! So here goes... ~I wonder if Miss Kristen ever said "Turn Me On Dead Man" to "Number 9" as Spitzer was getting busy committing political suicide?~The surviving Beatles are getting together to record a updated version of one of their most contraversial s...
"He screwed up going after high priced call girls who might cooperate with investigators. He should pick up girls in trailor parks and mistreat them any way he wants. then, if they blab or whine about being mistreated, just let the feminist groups rip them apart."
"oh, and it helps to be for abortion. If you're not, they'll come after you instead."
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Our home is adorned with clocks. (If you know me and you've been to our home, you know what I mean...as I sit here on the couch already tired from a lost hour of sleep, I am within view of seven clocks.
We have big clocks, little clocks, wall clocks, clocks on stands, digital clocks, analog clocks, clocks with arabic numerals, clocks with roman numerals (Did you know that all roman numeral clocks use IIII instead of IV?), not to mention cell phone clocks, answering machine cloc...
This is what you get... When you Winter...In Sheboygan, WI...Having fun, wish you were here! ;~D
Now that's what I call "Give Peace a Chance!"
Party on Wayne... Party On Garth!
This question has plagued philosopher and physiologist alike. To me, any question that could interest such polarized poles of the human condition deserves to be looked into by the rest of us. The question has been answered by old wives, but like may old wives tales, their matronly response has been discredited.
The old wives told us that yawning was a response to a need for increased amounts of oxygen all at once. If the old wives had consulted the physiologists before...
In his "documentary", "An Inconvenient Truth", Al Gore showed a graph. Using this graph, he hoped to show some kind of causal relationship between CO2 emissions and global warming. At the end of the segment, he mounted a scissor lift and showed the next 50 years... According to his "graph" the global temperature is going to do nothing but rise.
It has only been two years since introduced his Articles of Faith in Global Warming to the world. Two years later, Mother Nature is ...
Got this from a friend and laughed. I guess you give then an inch (even if it's hair) and they will take whatever they can get. One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses wa...