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Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.
Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.
Je m'excuse auprès de mes fervents lecteurs anglophones mais la blague suivante est adressée aux internautes francophones qui ont un sens de l'humour
Je m'excuse auprès de mes fervents lecteurs anglophones mais la blague suivante est adressée aux internautes francophones qui ont un sens de l'humour
May 29, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
I thought of filing this under current events as it is one.  But this is just too stupid to go there, so I will file it under humor! A chicken fined for crossing the road?  LOL And the owners won based upon it was a pet, not a fowl! is this a fowl bawl?  Must be! You know what makes America great? Court cases like this!  For they make us laugh and then realize, laws are stupid!(most of them). So the Chicken gets off scott free! Guess I will be eating beef...
May 29, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
I thought of filing this under current events as it is one.  But this is just too stupid to go there, so I will file it under humor! A chicken fined for crossing the road?  LOL And the owners won based upon it was a pet, not a fowl! is this a fowl bawl?  Must be! You know what makes America great? Court cases like this!  For they make us laugh and then realize, laws are stupid!(most of them). So the Chicken gets off scott free! Guess I will be eating beef...
May 27, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?  GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?  GENE...
May 27, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?  GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?  GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.  FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?  GENE...
May 27, 2005 by 1Techsan on Life in the Upper Deck
Life on the Lakefront The past few weeks have been rather tumultuous. The turmoil has even reached as far as the usually placid Lakewood Village area where I live. The reason for the turmoil is clear, graduation. I had forgotten since my daughter graduated a couple of years ago, how much time, energy, and of course expense goes into the ceremonial passage that we refer to as graduation. But it has seemed that the last couple of weeks virtually every day has been filled with one ceremony or a...
May 27, 2005 by 1Techsan on Life in the Upper Deck
Life on the Lakefront The past few weeks have been rather tumultuous. The turmoil has even reached as far as the usually placid Lakewood Village area where I live. The reason for the turmoil is clear, graduation. I had forgotten since my daughter graduated a couple of years ago, how much time, energy, and of course expense goes into the ceremonial passage that we refer to as graduation. But it has seemed that the last couple of weeks virtually every day has been filled with one ceremony or a...
May 27, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
"Snow Leopards Spotted on Top of World"--headline, CNN.com, May 23 I always wondered where they got their spots from."Experts Wait for the Bird Flu Jump"--headline, Indian Express, May 23Is that like a Frog jump Flu?"S. Africa Woman Killed by Partner Every 6 Hours--Study"--headline, Reuters, May 24You think after the first couple of times, she would have learned to get a new Partner."Karzai to Make Nebraska Stop"--headline, Associated Press, May 25I did not know it was moving!  "Shuttle ...
May 27, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
"Snow Leopards Spotted on Top of World"--headline, CNN.com, May 23 I always wondered where they got their spots from."Experts Wait for the Bird Flu Jump"--headline, Indian Express, May 23Is that like a Frog jump Flu?"S. Africa Woman Killed by Partner Every 6 Hours--Study"--headline, Reuters, May 24You think after the first couple of times, she would have learned to get a new Partner."Karzai to Make Nebraska Stop"--headline, Associated Press, May 25I did not know it was moving!  "Shuttle ...
May 26, 2005 by Gideon MacLeish on gideon's trumpet
Got the inspiration for this off of serenity's blog: Fly a plane solo across the countryParachute into the Grand CanyonPut together a really BAD band for a "battle of bands" competition, but have a lot of "seeds" in the audience to talk us up and scream loudly when we're playing.Make up a faux celebrity name (complete with webpage) and "crash" a high roller's nightclub with full entourageWhap Ryan Seacrest with a Nerf BatWhap whoever put his star on the Hollywood walk of fame with a Nerf batW...
May 26, 2005 by Gideon MacLeish on gideon's trumpet
Got the inspiration for this off of serenity's blog: Fly a plane solo across the countryParachute into the Grand CanyonPut together a really BAD band for a "battle of bands" competition, but have a lot of "seeds" in the audience to talk us up and scream loudly when we're playing.Make up a faux celebrity name (complete with webpage) and "crash" a high roller's nightclub with full entourageWhap Ryan Seacrest with a Nerf BatWhap whoever put his star on the Hollywood walk of fame with a Nerf batW...
May 26, 2005 by Dr Guy on A Breath of Sanity
"Antarctica Ice Cap Growing, Another Sign of Warming"--headline, Palm Beach (Fla.) Post, May 20 Call Kurt Vonnegut!  They found Ice 9!"Conservationists Track Jaguars From Space"--headline, MSNBC.com, May 20No intelligent life found yet, but big Cats seem to be landing!"Jobless Workers Could Lose Jobs"--headline, South Bend (Ind.) Tribune, May 20Uh, isn't that like closing the barn door after the cow has already escaped? Shouldn't they have warned the poor stiffs before they became jobles...