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July 1, 2010 by XX on XX's mixed blog
Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like? First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.   For example, I pick McDonald's. City name: McDonald City City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs. What's fami...
July 1, 2010 by XX on XX's mixed blog
Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like? First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.   For example, I pick McDonald's. City name: McDonald City City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs. What's fami...
May 28, 2010 by CharlesCS on Chatterbox Charles
I just recently heard the funniest thing ever. I was watching a movie where in the beginning this guy is testing an “I want you back” line on his friends which he intended to use on his ex-girl friend but his friends though it was weak and corny. Why? Because he is what they call a moodle. For a moment there I was wondering “what the hell is a moodle?” and then this friend goes to explain: “A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk, they want to feed ya, they want to cuddle y...
May 28, 2010 by CharlesCS on Chatterbox Charles
I just recently heard the funniest thing ever. I was watching a movie where in the beginning this guy is testing an “I want you back” line on his friends which he intended to use on his ex-girl friend but his friends though it was weak and corny. Why? Because he is what they call a moodle. For a moment there I was wondering “what the hell is a moodle?” and then this friend goes to explain: “A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk, they want to feed ya, they want to cuddle y...
May 14, 2010 by CharlesCS on Chatterbox Charles
Give yourself enough time with nothing to do and it's amazing the crazy things that can run thru your mind during that time. Especially when you have an active imagination like mine. Yesterday I was joking with my co-workers as I usually do; we have a new person working in our section of the dept from a different dept and she has been enjoying the daily fun we have in this dept. We all get along pretty well and tend to joke with each other just to keep from getting bored with the monotonous work...
May 14, 2010 by CharlesCS on Chatterbox Charles
Give yourself enough time with nothing to do and it's amazing the crazy things that can run thru your mind during that time. Especially when you have an active imagination like mine. Yesterday I was joking with my co-workers as I usually do; we have a new person working in our section of the dept from a different dept and she has been enjoying the daily fun we have in this dept. We all get along pretty well and tend to joke with each other just to keep from getting bored with the monotonous work...
  Just wondering if you see a resemblance...
  Just wondering if you see a resemblance...
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle.    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.   After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!  Gave me a chuckle.    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.   After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...
March 28, 2010 by Anthony R on Comrade TonyR
Is there a more fitting bill for Obama's image? I think not.
March 28, 2010 by Anthony R on Comrade TonyR
Is there a more fitting bill for Obama's image? I think not.
Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets... You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great!  New hip, knees, kidney, lun...
February 27, 2010 by utemia on utemia
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's ...