I watched three Justice League movies, and got confused. Since when did Wonder Women get a sword. Everyone knows you can't defeat villians with a sword that is why she has a lasso. I want to know who superman's father is is it Zod, or Jerrel. If superman's daddy is Zod does that mean his name is not Kalil since he was conceived not born on Krypton.

Winter Snow (Dong Xue) took me out this afternoon, in her bright red KIA, straight after out tutorial finished. A 4WD adventure through and unmarked detour  across a walk bridge and alley designed for push bikes and pedestrians rather than 2- way traffic and a few quick checks of the phone map and we hit food street- freezing cold and she treated me to local specialties. Traffic had mounted by then and it took over an hour to the restaurant. Noodles were ordered, made fresh, cooked served a...

I discovered today a beverage which is milk tea - just add hot water. It tasted like a warmish caramel chuppa chup really - sickly creamy sweet. It was pretty good between mouth fulls of hot water to wash it down. So class - I had some students hand in homework and that sort of help put me more at ease. Today was better in ways I felt as there seemed to be a stronger connection with the students - this is what I see as a sign of being effective. Although there were less students present today...

Yesterday I missed do to an unusual encounter - a man who thought he was a gift to those he lowered himself enough to talk to. He joined dave and I at happy hour drinks, which did turn into happy 4 hours plus of drinks. after telling us that this hotel was no good (he stayed here because it was cheap - so really what did he expect -plus he was happy to sit there and drink the free beer ) this was quickly followed with proclamations of how good and honorable he was and how hecaught crabs from dir...

Dave and I went to dinner tonight, which meant I was home later and drunker than intended. He told me he was gay, which was no real surprise and helped bring ease to the friendship. It was a great comfort too after having my arse grabbed by a random bike riding 40 plus Chinese man. He didn' just come up and do, he semi stalked me with conversation first, for a block. I answered his questions as politely as I could, happy for the practice, and lying all the way, making up a husband and child to b...

I met Dave at breakfast. He was suffering from cabin fever and I tried to help order a fired egg for him. We agreed to meet up later and head to Ancient Street. In I went to St Joseph's cathedral. To kill the hour and a half before mass time I checked out some of the many, many, department stores there about. The cathedral was very grand. Hearing Gloria in Excelsius in Chinese then English was a great Christmas treat. Dave was in the bar and we headed out straight up. Ancient Street was fa...

American Football is on TV. The stop and start style of the game means it is easier to understand the Chinese commentary - though the guy is quite excitable,  and highly educational. I never new 'off side'  and 'open field tackle' were Chinese words. Day one has been great in a really lovely, understated way. I am here for work and those that picked me up took me to early dinner, where I couldn't eat much but didn't want to offend, so they spent time guessing what a foreigne...

I wish to see Obama impeached and his presidency annulled and expunged from all public records. Is this too extreme, or is it just about right?

I just received this in an email. I enjoyed it and thought you would too...especially at this time of year.             http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=9EM29CNU  

Hallo, ich bin der Harry. Wohne wegen meines Studiums seit kurzem in Bremen. Ich bin großer Partyfan und möchte euch hier die schönsten Partylocations Bremens vorstellen. Diese werde ich nach und nach selbst testen und bewerten. Freut euch auf geile Stories aus den Klubs   Have fun, Schlachtenharry

I work at the police department and even though I'm not an officer I learn so many things from reading their reports.  I thought I would share some of the wisdom that I learned from just one shift.  If you have warrants and you think you are smart and will give a fake name and birthdate to fool the officers, be smart enough not to tell the officers your birthday is November 31.  Congratulations you have just added failure to ID to your charges.  Another suggestion, tak...

Okay, Uni fängt jetzt bald an und ich bin schon zeimlich aufgeregt. Zu allem Überfluss ist vorgestern auch noch ne echte Hiobsbotschaft bei mir eingetrudelt. Meine beste Freundin Jennifer ist schwanger geworden. Und das kurz vor ihrem Examen... Da kann sich wohl jeder Vorstellen wie sie sich gerade fühlt. Eigentlich müsste sie lernen, kann sich natürlich kein Stück konzentrieren und kommt gar nicht mehr klar. Zu allem Überfluss weiß sie auch nicht wer der...

Hi Leute, also ich fange einfach mal hier jetzt mit einem neuen Blog an. Ich bin gerade in eine neue Stadt gezogen. Das hat mich nicht nur einiges an Erspartem gekostet, nein es kostete mich auch viele Nerven. Meine Familie habe ich in meiner Heimatstadt zurückgelassen, meine Freunde auch. Ein paar leute kenne ich schon in der neuen Stadt, aber die ersetzen natürlich nicht mein normales Umfeld... und das alles nur wegen eines neuen Studiums. Meinen Bachelor hab ich schon in der Tasc...

I know that when I was a bride, finding good bridal party gifts was a struggle for me.  All of my creative juices were going into planning the wedding, so I was spent when it came to think of something to give the bridal party.  My mom was there to help me, but if I had to do it over again I totally would.    I think that bridal party gifts should be really special.  They should not only serve as a thank you gift, but they should also reflect the bride or groom's ...

JUst one of those email forwards but I thought it was funny enough to share with the joeuser crowd.  I did not write this so don't be patting me on the back or beating me senseless over the content.  When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....   Uphill... Barefoot...   BOTH ways… yadda, yadda...